Tee-Whiz!––27 miles of golf course
By SHAV GLICK
The Los Angeles Times
The rumor that a snakebite kit is the tee-prize for the Pioneer Pass Golf Challenge just isn’t true.
The “course” is 27 miles of sagebrush, Joshua trees, cactus, deep ravines and rocky ledges from Baldwin Lake (altitude 8,800 feet) in the San Bernardino mountains in California to Yucca Valley (3,300 feet) in the Mojave Desert.
Sixty-six players (54 men and 12 women), plus an entourage of close to 300 spotters, judges (scorers and rules committee). Sponsors, vehicle drivers, and disbelieving friends, completed in this year’s event recently–to the astonishment of deer hunters, motorcycle riders, and forest rangers who also frequent that neck of the woods.
That’s about all, though, that isn’t true of the tales told about what is advertised as “the world’s longest and most challenging golf tournament.” And perhaps the most bizarre.
Aim at spotters
It’s a tournament where:
You tee up every shot with a spent shotgun shell, a rubber driving range hat, or a 6-inch wooden tee, more often an orthodox one;
You are allowed six club lengths relief, no nearer the hole, on every shot. This saves clubs–and yuccas;
Instead of yelling “fore” when you nearly hit someone, you smile at coming close. Players actually aim at spotters, groups of six to 10 people, mostly youngsters, fanned out in the brush 150 to 200 yards from where the balls are hit. Without spotters, players couldn’t carry enough balls to finish the nine holes.
It’s 65 miles from the first hole, a 50-yard chip shot in front of the Yucca Valley Masonic Temple to second hole, a 600-yard monster near the eastern shores of Baldwin Lake. Players are transported in trucks, via Lucerne Valley and up the back road to Big Bear. It’s 38 miles farther than going up Pioneer Pass, but it’s quicker.
There’s a 20-stroke penalty (that’s right, 20) for using a “foreign ball.” Each player receives five marked balls for his 27-mile odyssey. One stroke is added to his score for each lost ball.
One “hole” is a puddle of water where Arrastre Creek crosses a dirt road. All you need do is fly a ball out of dense scrub oak into the water to hole out.
More players wear hiking boots than conventional golf shoes.
Holes, in addition to Arrastre Creek, range from 20-feet circles of lime in sand, usually around a clump of cholla cactus, a Joshua tree or a pile of rocks, to a 5-gallon can to an orthodox 4 1/2inch cup on the ninth green of the Blue Skies Country Club.
The fourth hole requires a mile-long trek across a flat meadow, liberally spotted with sagebrush and wildflowers. When Gene Hardesty, who annually lays out the course, read in Guinness’ Book of Records about the longest hole in the world, he complained that “it’s only a measly 765 yards. They ought to see ours.”
One hole calls for a 7-or 8-inch shot across a gully on the Pioneertown ranch of Russel (Lucky) Hayden, a cowboy star of the Hopalong Cassidy era. One that sticks in a 20-foot circle perched on a parched hillside is rewarded by Hayden with a bottle of Champagne. An errant hook, however, may end up in the saloon of Hayden’s western-style movie set.
The match is sponsored by Yucca Valley merchants, such as Ed Hardesty’s Custom Floors, Florence Peet’s Valley Smart Shop or Russ Hayden’s Western Museum.
A player can hit a near-perfect shot across a deep ravine called Freedman’s Folly, barely missing a hole-in-one, only to have the ball ricochet off a rock into the ravine and out of sight. And have the next player hit a shot that lands high on a hill, then tantalizingly rolls down the slope, picking up enough momentum to trickle into the circle for a hole-in-one. Former PPGC champion Allen Ward, who hit the second shot, calls it “Rub of the Rock.” The hole is called Freedman’s Folly because Leo Freedman once elected to play his ball out of the ravine and nearly didn’t get out himself.
Will Hertzberg, editor of Fore magazine, overshot one hole and his ball landed on a nearby road. As he prepared to hit a truck drove around a bend and the driver started honking.
“What in the devil are you doing?’ screamed the driver, “Don’t you know this is a road?”
“Can’t you see I’m playing golf?” yelled back Hertzberg, “What are you doing on my fairway?”
For all its dusty difficulty, oldtimers claim Pioneer Pass tournament has gone soft in its 16 years.
In 1959, its first year, 15 participants played nine holes at the Hi-Desert course (now Blue Skies), then whacked balls all the way up the pass, a single hole 27 miles. Tools three days, players went-on-horseback and camped overnight where the balls lay when darkness fell. The survivors concluded with nine holes at Moonridge course in Big Bear.
As if that wasn’t enough, Gene Van Hook, a Marine sergeant from Twentynine Palms, Calif., and Steve Questada of Barstow, Calif., tied and played two extra holes before Van Hook became the inaugural champion.
The following year separate holes were laid out along the way, both up and down the Pass. Baldwin Lake was dry then and one infamous hole was more than two miles long–straight across the lake–and took four hours.
Several years ago the rules committee softened it again, limiting play to nine holes–all down the Pass–with a conventional 18 holes the following day at Blue Skies.
It sounds simple but nine holes in the Pass still takes seven or eight hours.
The Golf Challenge was started by a group of citizens who wanted to draw attention to the need for a paved road down Pioneer Pass to complete a loop around Mt. San Gorgonio between Big Bear and the high desert. The road still isn’t paved.
The spotters, checkers, and judges are as important as the players. Most are youngsters from Yucca Valley area or offspring and friends of players. Few are golfers, but they have an allegiance to the PPGC that brings them back year after year.
Each judge is assigned to one player. He (or she) marks down each stroke (it’s easy to forget how many you take when a hole sometimes takes an hour to negotiate). helps the player find a place to swing without hitting a bush, and rules on lost balls.
Winners are determined by combined scores of nine holes on the Pass and 18 at Blue Skies, with full handicap.
One of the strangest sights occurs on the final hole, 500 yards across two fairways on the Blue Skies course.
Rules of the Pass extend to the hole, which means a player gets six club lengths relied–from behind trees, out of a trap or from the rough–and can tee up–his ball for every fairway shot.
That lasts only one hole, however. The final 18 holes are played under strict USGA rules, no moving the ball, no picking it out of a trap, no teeing up on the fairway.
After a day in the pass, it seems kind of humdrum.